Charlotte

Charlotte

Monday, October 28, 2013


To keep my month as spooky as possible, I’ve been reading horror fiction as well as watching horror films. But honestly, nothing is really different from the rest of the year, except I eat a lot more Halloween candy while I’m reading / watching.
This month I’ve read a few so far, some from my own choosing, and some from a list that Oprah emailed me titled “the scariest books ever” or whatever. I don’t know. They’re always titled the same. But for once, the list I encountered actually had books I’ve never read or even heard of. There was like 3 I’d heard of, and one I’d read out of a pretty long list. It was crazy. So obviously I must now conquer the list. Which I am slowly doing over the month.
Anyway, first of all I started off with the king of horror, my personal favorite; Stephen King. Big thanks to my bonus dad for secretly pre-ordering this for me and giving me a very awesome surprise.
 

Doctor Sleep – Stephen King

“The world was the Overlook Hotel, where the party never ended. Where the dead were alive forever.”
Based on Danny Torrance from The Shining as an adult. It deals with the aftermath of the Overlook, Danny’s alcohol addiction, and what the shining really is. He be-friends a little girl, Abra, who also has the shining, but much stronger than he does, and finds out there are these creepy creatures out there who feast off of the shining. It’s a great novel; I devoured it as quickly as possible. It’s also really heavy emotionally. Danny’s worst memory of his drinking is an image that will stick in your mind and haunt you more than the scary stuff in the book. And as far as spooky imagery goes, this one was amazing. I place it right behind Bag of Bones for creepiness factor. I found this book a lot more emotional and heavy than his others lately so it was a nice change. But it does lay on your heart for awhile, so don’t read if you’re already sad, unless you want to make yourself sadder, in which case…enjoy. 



Dark Harvest – Norman Partridge

“You remember how it feels, don’t you? All that desire scorching you straight through. Feeling like you’re penned up in a small-town cage, jailed by cornstalk bars. Knowing, just knowing, that you’ll be stuck in that quiet little town forever if you don’t take a chance.”
This one was on the list that Oprah sent me and is incredibly short as it’s a novella. I knocked it out in two days. It’s set in 1963 and based in a small town where the male teens engage in a yearly ritual on Halloween where they chase down “the October boy” and kill him. The winner will then be greatly rewarded and given an escape from the town. It’s horrifying and once you reach the twist and realize who or what the October boy really is and what could possibly be happening to the winners every year, you feel your heart sink into your stomach. I found it fascinating and for the first time in awhile when reading, have actually despised a character. As in, this guy is the bad guy and I hate him so much and hope he dies.



Your House is on Fire Your Children all Gone – Stefan Kiesbye
“We set fire to home and barn. Helga’s husband— having admitted his guilt by staying home— was struck down with an axe and dragged back into the house, where his remains were buried under falling beams and collapsing walls. The whole village watched and cheered the fire and helped a neighbor when flames from Helga’s barn began licking his own.”

Another short one from the list, this time it took me longer to read because life got in the way. But also the stories in this book are horrifying and it may not be safe to ingest them all in one go. And the cover has secret writing on it, so when you tilt the book it says “If you tell on me you’re dead” so okay, I’ll keep my mouth shut. It’s about 5 kids reuniting as adults in a small German town where they grew up. They’re there because of the death of one of the kids. Each chapter is basically from one kid’s perspective and is a fucked up story involving murder, rape, witches, ghosts, the devil etc. The children are terrifying and I’m pretty sure this village all drinks sociopath juice for breakfast because even the parents have a lot of screws loose. The whole story is surreal and slightly confusing, it doesn’t translate well I don’t think. But it’s enough for you to follow along and cringe in despair at the “fun times” these kids encounter. Also, the ending is suuuuuper confusing. So if just one other person could read this and then get back to me about what the hell that ending was, that’d be greeeeaaaatttt.
You can read an excerpt here if you’re interested: Click Here!

Last month, as we all know, was September; the prequel to Halloween. And so for the last two weeks of September I read these creepy novels:



The Missing Girl – Norma Fox Mazer
“He told you not to cry, but tears keep leaking out of your eyes. And you're glad, because those tears belong to you. They're yours. Your tears. He can't have them. He can't touch them. They're all yours.
A terrifying and interesting quick read about a man who watches five young sisters and plots to kidnap one of them. Each chapter is from a different perspective, some of them are from the man himself and are so creepy and crawly you feel like showering after you’re done. Think the Virgin Suicides but younger mixed with Lolita except murdery. It has a surprisingly sad but also sort of happy ending. The writing itself is a little overwhelming in some chapters as it’s hard to keep track of who’s who, who’s speaking etc.


The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks
“A death is always exciting, always makes you realize how alive you are, how vulnerable but so-far-lucky; but the death of somebody close gives you a good excuse to go a bit crazy for a while and do things that would otherwise be inexcusable. What delight to behave really badly and still get loads of sympathy!”
This was a book pick on a whim. Sometimes when I’m in the library I like to just pick two or three shelves and force myself to choose one or two books at random, read the back, and if they intrigue me, I take them home. Most of the time it works, but this time it REALLY worked. This book is horrifying, as in, I would read it and think wtf why am I reading this, this is so fucked up, then I’d put it down and within minutes my hand would be reaching for it to keep reading. It’s addicting, psychotic, disturbing, uncomfortable, and strangely heartbreaking. And the twist ending is something I didn’t see coming at all. It basically punched me in the face. It follows the story of sixteen year old Frank, a deeply disturbed and confused individual. From animal torture, to a screwed up family situation, to a clearly mentally unstable person, you follow along with Frank’s story and also find yourself feeling sorry for him. You start to think, yeah Frank, that makes total sense, and then you close the book and you think OH GOD NO, WHY DID I THINK THAT?! I don’t want to say too much about the plot as it’s hard to explain without ruining anything. So read it. Or don’t. Whatever. Also there is a harrowing scene that made me almost vomit and cry and instantly email Oprah and explain the whole vivid gory moment to her. I still think about it, it was very traumatic.
Right now I am about half way through my last book for October and am enjoying it greatly;

 

The Demonologist – Andrew Pyper
“Your melancholy. Or depression. Along with nine-tenths of the afflictions I’ve studied, diagnosed, attempted to treat. Call them whatever you like, but they’re just different names for loneliness. That’s what lets the darkness in. That’s what you have to fight.”
This book was another from the list Oprah sent. I actually had an ex boyfriend hand me a book written by Mr. Pyper a few years ago called The Killing Circle which I read on a whim. I fell in love with it as I was not expecting what happened at all. I could barely put it down. And although I don’t feel that strongly about this novel, that may just be because I have a life now and as much as I would like to just sit outside and read all day, I can’t. Boo hoo. This novel is based around David, an English Professor who is going through a divorce and accepts an intriguing opportunity to go to Venice with his daughter. Shit goes down, the daughter dies in a mysterious fashion, and he goes off on an adventure that involves demons and hallucinations and strangers following him. It’s so crystal clear and flows so well, it really feels like I’m watching a horror movie while I read this. It’s confusing enough to be scary but not pretentious and is fast paced enough so that you don’t get lost or bored in the biblical talk. So I’m enjoying it so far, we’ll see how the ending turns out. But I must say, the possession scene (this isn’t spoiling anything don’t worry) in the first few chapters is one of the most well written demon possession scenes I’ve ever read. Hats off to you Mr. Pyper!
Anyway, on my to-read list for the next few weeks/months/whatever depending on when my library gets them in:
A Good and Happy Child – Justin Evans
The Little Stranger – Sarah Walters
The Crow – Norman Partridge
Pines – Blake Crouch
The Last Policeman – Ben Winters
A Prayer for the Dying – Stewart O’Nan
Cinder – Marissa Meyer
Peter & the Starcatchers – Dave Barry
Never Suck a Dead Man’s Hand – Dana Kollmann

Any horror fiction suggestions? Leave them in the comments, or don’t, again, I don’t really care. But if someone does read “Your house is on fire…..” you should definitely get a hold of me to talk about the ending. AKA; I’m looking at you Oprah. Get through Harry Potter and start reading this!!!

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Current dream list...
aka reasons I'm not allowed a credit card, as I would buy all of these right now.
also see; christmas list please?




PRISON YARD RICK GRIMES POP! Vinyl Figure
Complete with beard. So he can make my season one Rick Grimes jealous.

 
MERLE DIXON POP! Vinyl Figure
Because I need another object of Merle to cry over every day.

 
THE GOVERNOR POP! Vinyl Figure
Because the governor makes a pretty damn cute pop figure lbr.


SERIES 4 ANDREA Action Figure
So she can whip all my other walking dead action figures into shape.


RICK GRIMES POP! Plush
This is so weird and creepy looking. I need it.


DARYL DIXON POP! Plush
Poncho. Enough said.

 
SPOCK POP! Vinyl Figure
This is the cutest one ever. I died when I first saw it.
Then came back to life.
And died again. 
 
CAPTAIN KIRK POP! Vinyl Figure
Because Spock needs his buddy. And I need a captain. 

ORIGINAL SERIES STAR TREK COMMUNICATOR
I mean, honestly, I’m shocked I don’t already own this.

ORIGINAL SERIES GOLD UNIFORM DOG COLLAR
So Tony doesn’t feel left out.

THE HOBBIT LEGO – RIDDLES FOR THE RING

Yesterday I got to go on a spooky train ride through Stanley Park and it was absolutely amazing. It was themed on Classic Horror and had live actors portraying very clever scenes from movies like The Mummy, Dracula, The Wolfman etc.
It was actually quite scary at some parts as well, Dracula's ladies of the night kept popping out of the bushes at you. While waiting for your train you get to walk around a sort of Halloween village with lots of tents filled with hot chocolate, popcorn, face painting and one tent that just played the old classics on a TV. There was also a spooky maze that was meant for 5 year olds but was super fun to run around in. It was an awesome experience and one which I hope to return to next year.
I also found out that Vancouver has a haunted trolley ride which is 2.5 hours long and takes you around Vancouver's famous haunts including the autopsy room of the Vancouver Police Department.  Unfortunately I found out too late and can't afford it. But hopefully next year I will be fully prepared for all the amazing events this city throws for Halloween and attend a lot more.
Anyway,
Time to watch last night's episode of Supernatural and maybe even catch the new episode of AHS Coven before I pass out. I am so exhausted today. Like just giving up on walking and sleeping on someone's front yard exhausted. 
Live long and prosper my lovely hobbits!
Also don't forget to purchase The Hobbit Extended Edition on DVD November 5th or digitally download it today! I hear there's a naked dwarf scene. Seriously. Why are you still reading? GO!



Monday, October 21, 2013

Happy Haunting ya'll!
Hope everyone is enjoying their October and embracing the increase of candy, halloween decorations, and horror movies.
I've been trekking on with my list. Badly. I sort of diverted off of the list pretty quick. But I've still kept my month as scary as possible.
Including tomorrow night when I am embarking on a spooky train ride through Stanley Park!
Although tbh I thought this Thursday was Halloween and got really disappointed when I found out on Saturday that I'm a week ahead. But that means an extra week and a half of October so it all worked out I guess.
So here we go!

DAY NINE: LIZZIE
It was fucking terrible. The end.


DAY TEN: CARRIE 
How flawless is this film? You already know, you don't need me to tell you. I love the book, I love the film, I love the made for TV remake, and I'm sure I'll love the new one. Although Chloe is waaaaay too pretty to play Carrie. But i'll love it. Because Stephen King. I wish I was around when Carrie first came into theatres, I think it would've been amazing to see on the big screen.


DAY ELEVEN: HELLRAISER
Another flawless Halloween classic. Also super gory and gross. I hate the part where he gets the hooks in his skin and then it all pulls apart and I vomit. Also this movie is like super sexual and I was not expecting that.


DAY TWELVE: CHILDREN OF THE CORN
Another great Stephen King adaptation. Based on the short story which is amazing as well and everyone should read it. If you weren't afraid of little kids before....you're welcome. Of course it's no Village of the Damned, which I saw about two minutes of when I was seven and got so scared I couldn't sleep.

DAY THIRTEEN: EVENT HORIZON
This movie was not at all what I was expecting. It started off so amazing and super sci fi and I laughed over a young Laurence Fishburne. Then I feel like I turned away from the screen for two minutes and when I turned back shit had hit the fan. People were ripped apart, and there was some crazy Hellraiser shit going on and it was amazing!! It gets really gory though, so warning.

NEW SEASON OF SUPERNATURAL:
And this is where my list fell apart. Supernatural premiered. There's been two episodes so far and the first one was really emotional. Also Bobby came back and Sammy was dying and there's a new angel and Sam became a meat suit and Dean made some crazy decisions.
Then episode two was even better. Although I feel like Dean talked a lot. Like a lot a lot. He was basically a parent to everyone in this episode. Which was weird to see. But I appreciated it. And Cas never made it to the grand canyon and sammy was still a meat suit and we met some new hunters. I'm so happy with this season so far, and as much as I miss the old ghost hunting episodes, and getting kind of sick of angels and demons, this season is giving me life tbh.

NEW SEASON OF THE WALKING DEAD:
If you've read any of my blog, you know how much I love this show. But I was so heartbroken over how terrible the first episode was. I hated it. I won't say what happens as I feel like people would put a hit out on me over Walking Dead spoilers. But it was a let down.
Episode two however, which premiered last night, was everything I loved about this show. But I feel so bad for Rick :(
Can we just give Rick a good day? Just once, let him drink some coffee, play with his baby, go for a walk, have a nap etc. Poor guy </3
Anyway, this season is shaping up to be amazing and as long as Rick doesn't shave his face and/or die I'm pretty much content with whatever happens. 

NEW SEASON OF AMERICAN HORROR STORY COVEN:
This fucking flawless show.
Seriously.
If you're not watching this show by now, your life is a hot mess.
And this season is all about New Orlean's witches and voodoo queens.
Kathy Bates, Jessica Lange, Lily Rabe, and Sarah Paulson....I mean, hi, flawless female cast? Yes, I'll hold!
This show grabs you right off the back and doesn't let go so I really have no complaints as of yet. And the opening title sequence is the coolest one so far!
I'm so intrigued by that weird stick / faerie creature in the woods!!!!!
I also love Ryan Murphy, and I love recognizing where he's drawing his inspiration this season.



DAY TWENTY: TRICK 'R TREAT
So apparently this movie is a cult favorite? And people watch it every Halloween? I feel like an idiot for never hearing of it. But I finally watched it and I loved it and already can't wait to re-watch it. It's almost...cute? And hilarious? And terrifying? 
But then again, you can't have a successful horror movie without a bit of humor. They have to make you comfortable before they scare the pants off of you.


DAY TWENTY ONE: THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
This movie means so much to me. It makes me so nostalgic for my childhood. I remember being ten and my friend's older sister came home from seeing this in the theaters and she was terrified. She slept with us in my friends room. She told us all about it and I remember thinking of ways I could sneak into the theater and see it for myself. I'd never seen someone be affected that much by a movie before and it was fascinating. And when I finally got to see it for myself, I was twelve, and I watched it alone in my basement and it scared me shitless. But I was also SO HAPPY. Because this movie is perfect.  I mean, you never even see anything!!!! It just leaves everything up to your imagination and I've got one hell of an imagination.
And then when Oprah came into my life I introduced her to this film and we spent an entire summer watching it over and over again. And to this day, we watch it together as much as possible. So watching it alone tonight was kind of sad :(
Also when I was younger I found out about this book series called The Blair Witch Files and they were friggin terrifying!!!!!!!!!!! I read and owned all of them but sadly no longer have them. And for the longest time I couldn't find anything about them, but today I channeled my inner Garcia and found them all on amazon for $0.01 each. Seriously. Can't wait to get paid and buy them all. For $0.10.

Anyway,
52 days 'till The Hobbit Desolation of Smaug.
And 10 days 'till Halloween!
Also I've changed my twitter handle to @bilbobggns and I've changed my tumblr to bilbobggns.tumblr.com for that one person who was maybe following me but probably wasn't.
Farewell!



Wednesday, October 9, 2013


Happy October everyone!!
The greatest month of the year, the greatest feeling ever, the most amazing holiday of all time, and my lucky month ^_^
I love October so much that this year I made September the prequel to October and decorated for Halloween Sep. 1st.
And this year I am participating in *insert booming announcer voice* THE HORROR MOVE CHALLENGEEEEE.
Which tldr; I watch a horror movie every day of the month. 

I got the list off of dreadit and am basically just participating alone, but hey, what else is new?
So I promised myself I would do little recaps along the way to try and get myself blogging again. I've been obsessed with reading all these wonderfully geeky, clever girl blogs lately and I'm super jealous.
Then I remember I have a blog.
I just suck.
SO HERE WE GO
(Warning: Spoiler Alert ahead. None of these movies are new so you can’t get mad.)



DAY ONE: ROSEMARY'S BABY
What a great way to start off the month with a horror classic like this one. I’ve seen it so many times I’ve lost track and read the book god knows how many times. The whole story is just so flawless and exciting and scary. And this movie just holds up no matter how long it’s been since you’ve last seen it. If you haven’t seen Rosemary’s Baby and you consider yourself a horror fan, you suck. Let’s be real. This is a classic.




DAY TWO: THE POSSESSION
I watched this film on a whim a few months ago actually in the summer. Scared myself shitless when I paused the film to go out for a smoke, came back in, got comfy and looked up to find a GIANT moth on my ceiling. I thought my life was over. I really did. It also has Jeffrey Dean Morgan who is Papa Winchester and so I would’ve loved it even if it was terrible. But it’s not. It’s a nice mix of jumpy and chilling. And I love the scene when the camera keeps flashing and the spirit gets closer and closer. LOVE IT. I snapchatted it to Oprah while I was watching mainly because I keep telling her to watch this movie and she never does.




DAY THREE: BRIDE OF CHUCKY
This movie. This fucking movie. I remember watching it when I was probably 14? And I thought Jennifer Tilly was so bad ass and I wanted to be just like her. I’m a huge fan of the Chucky movies and can’t wait to see the new Curse of Chucky. I just think the whole thing is so ridiculous and Chucky is just so sassy, how could you not love him? I also like that this movie really screws with your head because you’re rooting for the two bad guys, but then you’re also rooting for the two runaway teens. It’s a hot mess of a film and I love it forever.


 

DAY FOUR: THE CABIN IN THE WOODS
Cabin in the Woods is the perfect horror film in my opinion. (And I said my opinion, so you can’t debate it) It’s just such a great shout out to horror films and the genre in general. The typical teens (after a little bit of meddling) going off into the woods, the fact that they choose their own fate, the comedic relief of Gary and Steve. And the part I love the most, and leads me to watch this movie over and over again, is the scene with all the glass boxes and you get to see all the monsters. The truly great thing about this film though is the infinite amount of possibilities. The characters can choose ANYTHING from that basement, and something different will happen. 


DAY FIVE: POLTERGEIST 3
This was my first time watching this film. I saw the first when I was very young, so I had to do a little reading up on it to remind myself of what had happened. I think I saw the second one at 13? Anyway, I really enjoyed the film, it had a few jumpy parts which were fun but at the end of the day, it’s the end of a trilogy…so there’s not much to say. Although I found out the little girl in the movies died near the end of filming this movie so there’s that fun fact ~



DAY SIX: THE GOOD SON
Tbh I wish I paid more attention to this movie because the parts I really paid attention to were amazing. And it’s young Elijah Wood so you know it’s going to be good. Unfortunately I was Christmas shopping at the same time and multitasking was not helping with my viewing of The Good Son. But creepy kids being sociopaths is my kind of jam. I’m actually reading a book based on a kid who killed his family members when he was like 9. But no one blamed him because he was so careful about it. It’s horrifying. So this movie is a re-watch for me in the future.


DAY SEVEN: SINISTER
It was actually Darkness Falls but I recently re-watched that and it did not hold up. The opening sequence will still be one of the scariest of all time for me just because of the fear I had when watching it at 14, but the rest was terrible. I couldn’t bare to watch it a third time, so I chose to re-watch Sinister. This movie is so scary!! I love the silent home movies, especially the lawn mower one. Which scared the shit out of me while peeling potatoes and I almost sliced my finger off. I love that storyline, I love the ending, I love creepy little children. Sinister haters are delusional. The end.


DAY EIGHT: THE PACT
I’ve never seen this film before so it was great to watch something not knowing anything about it. I was very happily surprised. It was a fantastic original storyline that kept me guessing until the last minute. It was terrifying, creepy, fast paced but not overwhelming. And it was so scary when the main character was on one side of the wall and Judas was on the other side all creepy and skinny and shirtless. I want to re-watch ASAP.

Tonight I will be watching Lizzie which I've never even heard of, let alone seen, so yeyyy, trying new things!

HAPPY OCTOBER EVERYONE
I hope you all have your Halloween decorations up already and if you're getting excited for Christmas...shame on you.