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Showing posts with label wicked wednesday. Show all posts
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Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Wicked Wednesday - Get Out Review


GUYS....I saw Get Out this weekend. AKA I actually left my house and went to the movie theater (which is like a ten minute walk - I'm that lazy). It was amazing. I went at noon on Sunday by myself and there weren't too many people there so I had a whole row to myself to really absorb the movie.

LET'S TALK ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (there will be spoilers but nothing major)

GET OUT 2017


 A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Jordan Peele is a friggin' godsend to the horror genre. Obviously, Peele comes from a comedy background including his hilarious sketch show "Key & Peele" but he's now dropped a goddamn genre hybrid into our laps. Get Out is hilarious but also terrifying, and sometimes this happens in the exact same moment. It's unsettling and leaves a bad taste in your mouth as you go to bed that night. I had some WACKY ass nightmares about falling endlessly through the blackness like Chris does in Get Out. I was also incredibly sick that night and was blacking out every few minutes. BUT EVEN THEN - it stuck with me.

Peele created this movie because he wanted to attempt something not done before or done properly, he refers to it a lot as a social thriller. And it worked - Get Out feels fresh and new and I hope this movie inspires more film makers to be as brave and smart. Obviously he takes a lot of inspiration from some of the greats including Stepford Wives. And to me this movie felt like Stepford Wives meets You're Next. Just go with it. That's what I felt OKAY.


But essentially this film is about that gross feeling you get when you walk into a room and realize you don't belong. This movie takes that classic horror trope of "something is wrong behind those closed doors" and mixes it with a modern, racial edge.

The opening of the movie sets the tone for the rest of the film - a man is walking down a suburban street chatting on the phone about being lost. He hangs up and begins to talk to himself about how freaked out and lost he is even though he's just in a regular suburb. A car passes him playing a terrifying song, and soon stops and begins to follow him. Suddenly this character is taken so quickly and perfectly staged that you feel breathless as we jump into the movie, knowing that the suburbs aren't as safe as they seem. 

Chris, played by Daniel Kaluuya and Rose, his girlfriend, played by Allison Williams are our main characters. Rose has invited Chris to meet her family for the first time. Chris' best friend, a TSA agent played by LilRey Howery named Rod warns him against going but of course, Chris goes anyway.


When Chris and Rose arrive at her parents house (played by Bradley Whitford and Catherine Keener) things immediately become unsettling. As Chris is taken on a tour of the house it's uncomfortable as Dean, the father, tries much too hard to make Chris feel comfortable and to think he's cool. When the groundskeeper and the housekeeper are introduced, things get even more unsettling and The Stepford Wives vibe comes into play. You know there's something wrong in this house, and so does Chris, but you don't know exactly what. When Rose's brother, Jeremy (Caleb Landry Jones) arrives things become even more odd and awkward.

The first half of the film lays out all the clues for you, and as you attempt to weave them together, the story begins to pick up. Peele is excellent at allowing the visuals to speak for themselves. He also walks an amazing line between showing exchanges and moments that could just be racial tension, but could also be something more menacing. As the finale of the movie comes into play, everything fits into place and things go very quickly. The insanity of the final scenes leave you tense and terrified of what's going to happen. And the ending itself I found incredibly satisfying.

The acting in this movie is phenomenal too. Caleb Landry Jones was terrifying in a slightly insane, any minute now this guy's gonna lose it, kind of way. And Kaluuya is everything a leading man should be in a horror movie. Catherine Keener was so unsettling and her "therapy" scenes are what really stuck with me when the movie was over.


Get Out is hilarious and terrifying and quite frankly, perfect from the get go. You are pulled along with the story, allowing yourself to be relaxed when the movie takes you that way and then losing it when the movie ramps up. The humor is amazing and refreshing (black sex slaves ya'll). But most importantly Peele does what all great horror creators do - he takes every day fears and amplifies them. Oh, and it's kicking ass in the box office JUST LIKE ALL THE HORROR MOVIES THIS YEAR WHAT WHATTTTTT. I feel incredibly smug that horror has been some of the top money makers so far.

Anyway, THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING. It's refreshing, it's terrifying, it's clever, it's funny, it's everything you want out of a horror film. I cannot wait to see what Peele does next in the horror genre and quite frankly, what the rest of the horror year is going to look like! (did ya'll see that new Covenant trailer?!?!)

Solid 10/10 - can't wait to see it again. 





Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Wicked Wednesday - Horror Movies from 1989


WELCOME....to the first wicked Wednesday.....*insert spooky ghost noise here*....
What do future Wednesdays entail I hear no one asking? Well...honestly...I've got no solid plans. This is just a freebie day. I can throw in a review, I can talk about my feelings, I could just post photos of my dogs....WHO CARES! 

Side note - I was just looking for a movie to throw on while I write this and my Netflix to-watch list is getting out of control when it comes to horror movies. I complain that Canadian Netflix has a terrible horror section but looking through my list there's A LOT on there that I haven't seen. So I think this weekend I'm going to do nothing but watch horror movies...it's supposed to snow anyway so what else am I doing? I also kind of want to go see A Cure for Wellness. At first I had no interest but I talked myself into it today while having a very one-sided conversation with my friend. I basically just started out saying I didn't want to see that artsy, way too long piece of garbage, and then we watched the trailer and I was like dannnnnngggg and then I started reading reviews and convinced myself to go. SO. We'll see what happens.

By the way I went with Jurassic Park 2 to watch while writing this...

OKAY...so what we're really doing here today is that I saw a fun thing on Dreadit about looking at the horror movies that came out during the year of your birth. So we're gonna do that here!

I was born in 1989, the year the internet started to become a real thing, George W. Bush became president, Ted Bundy was executed, Daniel Radcliffe was born, the first cell phone ad appeared on TV, and the Berlin Wall was destroyed. And according to the horror movies released it was the year of never-ending sequels.

Here's my top horror movies released the year I was born:


Pet Sematary

Now this is a good one! One of the few great King adaptations and directed by a woman! Mary Lambert. It was adapted by Stephen King and based on the book released in 1983. It stars Dale Midkiff as Louis, Denise Crosby as Rachel, Fred Gwynne as Jud and Miko Hughes as Gage. Stephen King also pops up himself playing a Minister.


It tells the story of a young family that moves to a new home next to a dangerous highway. After their cat is killed, Louis is informed of a Pet Cemetery that is hidden behind their home and it's believed that whatever is buried there returns. But they don't come back the same. So Louis buries his cat and low and behold the cat comes back, but now it's evil. When their young son Gage dies tragically Louis battles with the temptation to bury his own son in that magical cemetery and risk what comes back.


It also includes the fucking terrifying scenes of Zelda, Rachel's sister. Seriously. Fucking terrifying. Fuck Zelda.


The 'Burbs

Although The 'Burbs never marketed themselves as a horror comedy, we horror fans know it for exactly that. It's hilarious, it's pretty spooky, and it stars my favorite actor of all time - Tom Hanks, in the lead role as Ray. Carrie Fisher plays his wife Carol, Corey Feldman plays a neighborhood kid and Rick Ducommun plays Ray's goofy best friend. Directed by Joe Dante, it was written by Dana Olsen.

It follows Ray as he takes a much needed vacation but when new neighbors move in the whole street is obsessed with the creepy new residents. Are they satanists? Are they ghosts? And why does no one ever see them outside?!

It's a great little horror comedy, with an amazing cast and a cult classic.


Jason Takes Manhattan

Ah yes, that time Jason took a trip to NYC and murdered a bunch of people. People used to HATE this movie, but it seems like lately we're all coming around to it. Written and directed by Rob Hedden it stars Jensen Daggett and Kane Hodder who plays Jason.

This is the eighth film in the franchise and Jason stalks a bunch of high school kids on a ship that takes them to NYC. There is some great kills and some great one-liners. It's worth a re-visit.

Other honorable mentions for that year were Pumpkinhead, Puppet Master, and Leviathan. 



But let's look at the ALL the sequels that came out that year:
  • The Fly 2
  • Halloween 5
  • Jason Takes Manhattan
  • Nightmare on Elm St 5
  • Howling 5
  • Amityville 4
  • Sleepaway Camp 3
  • Silent Night Deadly Night 2
  • Beyond the Door 3
  • Stepfather 2
I mean...HOT DAMN. I didn't even know there was 4 Amityvilles or 3 Sleepaway Camps. I've got some watching to do!


As in any year of horror, there also seemed to be a lot of hot garbage. And based on no research whatsoever just titles and posters....I really want to watch these ridiculous movies:
  • Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator
  • Flesh Eating Mothers
  • Killer Crocodile
  • I, Madman
  • Parents

Well anyway, I've got EVEN MORE to add to my list now. It's really getting out of control. Maybe I should book a vacation and just sit at home and watch horror movies all day? I have enough days...hmmmm....I might look into that tomorrow.

Let me know what awesome movies came out the year you were born!

Stay Spooky!