Happy Haunting ya'll!
Hope everyone is enjoying their October and embracing the increase of candy, halloween decorations, and horror movies.
I've been trekking on with my list. Badly. I sort of diverted off of the list pretty quick. But I've still kept my month as scary as possible.
Including tomorrow night when I am embarking on a spooky train ride through Stanley Park!
Although tbh I thought this Thursday was Halloween and got really disappointed when I found out on Saturday that I'm a week ahead. But that means an extra week and a half of October so it all worked out I guess.
So here we go!

DAY NINE: LIZZIE

It was fucking terrible. The end.

DAY TEN: CARRIE 

How flawless is this film? You already know, you don't need me to tell you. I love the book, I love the film, I love the made for TV remake, and I'm sure I'll love the new one. Although Chloe is waaaaay too pretty to play Carrie. But i'll love it. Because Stephen King. I wish I was around when Carrie first came into theatres, I think it would've been amazing to see on the big screen.

DAY ELEVEN: HELLRAISER

Another flawless Halloween classic. Also super gory and gross. I hate the part where he gets the hooks in his skin and then it all pulls apart and I vomit. Also this movie is like super sexual and I was not expecting that.

DAY TWELVE: CHILDREN OF THE CORN

Another great Stephen King adaptation. Based on the short story which is amazing as well and everyone should read it. If you weren't afraid of little kids before....you're welcome. Of course it's no Village of the Damned, which I saw about two minutes of when I was seven and got so scared I couldn't sleep.

DAY THIRTEEN: EVENT HORIZON

This movie was not at all what I was expecting. It started off so amazing and super sci fi and I laughed over a young Laurence Fishburne. Then I feel like I turned away from the screen for two minutes and when I turned back shit had hit the fan. People were ripped apart, and there was some crazy Hellraiser shit going on and it was amazing!! It gets really gory though, so warning.

NEW SEASON OF SUPERNATURAL:

And this is where my list fell apart. Supernatural premiered. There's been two episodes so far and the first one was really emotional. Also Bobby came back and Sammy was dying and there's a new angel and Sam became a meat suit and Dean made some crazy decisions.
Then episode two was even better. Although I feel like Dean talked a lot. Like a lot a lot. He was basically a parent to everyone in this episode. Which was weird to see. But I appreciated it. And Cas never made it to the grand canyon and sammy was still a meat suit and we met some new hunters. I'm so happy with this season so far, and as much as I miss the old ghost hunting episodes, and getting kind of sick of angels and demons, this season is giving me life tbh.

NEW SEASON OF THE WALKING DEAD:

If you've read any of my blog, you know how much I love this show. But I was so heartbroken over how terrible the first episode was. I hated it. I won't say what happens as I feel like people would put a hit out on me over Walking Dead spoilers. But it was a let down.
Episode two however, which premiered last night, was everything I loved about this show. But I feel so bad for Rick :(
Can we just give Rick a good day? Just once, let him drink some coffee, play with his baby, go for a walk, have a nap etc. Poor guy </3
Anyway, this season is shaping up to be amazing and as long as Rick doesn't shave his face and/or die I'm pretty much content with whatever happens. 

NEW SEASON OF AMERICAN HORROR STORY COVEN:

This fucking flawless show.
Seriously.
If you're not watching this show by now, your life is a hot mess.
And this season is all about New Orlean's witches and voodoo queens.
Kathy Bates, Jessica Lange, Lily Rabe, and Sarah Paulson....I mean, hi, flawless female cast? Yes, I'll hold!
This show grabs you right off the back and doesn't let go so I really have no complaints as of yet. And the opening title sequence is the coolest one so far!
I'm so intrigued by that weird stick / faerie creature in the woods!!!!!
I also love Ryan Murphy, and I love recognizing where he's drawing his inspiration this season.

DAY TWENTY: TRICK 'R TREAT

So apparently this movie is a cult favorite? And people watch it every Halloween? I feel like an idiot for never hearing of it. But I finally watched it and I loved it and already can't wait to re-watch it. It's almost...cute? And hilarious? And terrifying? 

But then again, you can't have a successful horror movie without a bit of humor. They have to make you comfortable before they scare the pants off of you.

DAY TWENTY ONE: THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT

This movie means so much to me. It makes me so nostalgic for my childhood. I remember being ten and my friend's older sister came home from seeing this in the theaters and she was terrified. She slept with us in my friends room. She told us all about it and I remember thinking of ways I could sneak into the theater and see it for myself. I'd never seen someone be affected that much by a movie before and it was fascinating. And when I finally got to see it for myself, I was twelve, and I watched it alone in my basement and it scared me shitless. But I was also SO HAPPY. Because this movie is perfect.  I mean, you never even see anything!!!! It just leaves everything up to your imagination and I've got one hell of an imagination.

And then when Oprah came into my life I introduced her to this film and we spent an entire summer watching it over and over again. And to this day, we watch it together as much as possible. So watching it alone tonight was kind of sad :(

Also when I was younger I found out about this book series called The Blair Witch Files and they were friggin terrifying!!!!!!!!!!! I read and owned all of them but sadly no longer have them. And for the longest time I couldn't find anything about them, but today I channeled my inner Garcia and found them all on amazon for $0.01 each. Seriously. Can't wait to get paid and buy them all. For $0.10.

Anyway,

52 days 'till The Hobbit Desolation of Smaug.

And 10 days 'till Halloween!

Also I've changed my twitter handle to @bilbobggns and I've changed my tumblr to bilbobggns.tumblr.com for that one person who was maybe following me but probably wasn't.

Farewell!

Happy October everyone!!

The greatest month of the year, the greatest feeling ever, the most amazing holiday of all time, and my lucky month ^_^

I love October so much that this year I made September the prequel to October and decorated for Halloween Sep. 1st.

And this year I am participating in *insert booming announcer voice* THE HORROR MOVE CHALLENGEEEEE.

Which tldr; I watch a horror movie every day of the month. 

I got the list off of dreadit and am basically just participating alone, but hey, what else is new?

So I promised myself I would do little recaps along the way to try and get myself blogging again. I've been obsessed with reading all these wonderfully geeky, clever girl blogs lately and I'm super jealous.

Then I remember I have a blog.

I just suck.

SO HERE WE GO

(Warning: Spoiler Alert ahead. None of these movies are new so you can’t get mad.)

DAY ONE: ROSEMARY'S BABY

What a great way to start off the month with a horror classic like this one. I’ve seen it so many times I’ve lost track and read the book god knows how many times. The whole story is just so flawless and exciting and scary. And this movie just holds up no matter how long it’s been since you’ve last seen it. If you haven’t seen Rosemary’s Baby and you consider yourself a horror fan, you suck. Let’s be real. This is a classic.

DAY TWO: THE POSSESSION

I watched this film on a whim a few months ago actually in the summer. Scared myself shitless when I paused the film to go out for a smoke, came back in, got comfy and looked up to find a GIANT moth on my ceiling. I thought my life was over. I really did. It also has Jeffrey Dean Morgan who is Papa Winchester and so I would’ve loved it even if it was terrible. But it’s not. It’s a nice mix of jumpy and chilling. And I love the scene when the camera keeps flashing and the spirit gets closer and closer. LOVE IT. I snapchatted it to Oprah while I was watching mainly because I keep telling her to watch this movie and she never does.

DAY THREE: BRIDE OF CHUCKY

This movie. This fucking movie. I remember watching it when I was probably 14? And I thought Jennifer Tilly was so bad ass and I wanted to be just like her. I’m a huge fan of the Chucky movies and can’t wait to see the new Curse of Chucky. I just think the whole thing is so ridiculous and Chucky is just so sassy, how could you not love him? I also like that this movie really screws with your head because you’re rooting for the two bad guys, but then you’re also rooting for the two runaway teens. It’s a hot mess of a film and I love it forever.

 

DAY FOUR: THE CABIN IN THE WOODS

Cabin in the Woods is the perfect horror film in my opinion. (And I said my opinion, so you can’t debate it) It’s just such a great shout out to horror films and the genre in general. The typical teens (after a little bit of meddling) going off into the woods, the fact that they choose their own fate, the comedic relief of Gary and Steve. And the part I love the most, and leads me to watch this movie over and over again, is the scene with all the glass boxes and you get to see all the monsters. The truly great thing about this film though is the infinite amount of possibilities. The characters can choose ANYTHING from that basement, and something different will happen. 

DAY FIVE: POLTERGEIST 3

This was my first time watching this film. I saw the first when I was very young, so I had to do a little reading up on it to remind myself of what had happened. I think I saw the second one at 13? Anyway, I really enjoyed the film, it had a few jumpy parts which were fun but at the end of the day, it’s the end of a trilogy…so there’s not much to say. Although I found out the little girl in the movies died near the end of filming this movie so there’s that fun fact ~

DAY SIX: THE GOOD SON

Tbh I wish I paid more attention to this movie because the parts I really paid attention to were amazing. And it’s young Elijah Wood so you know it’s going to be good. Unfortunately I was Christmas shopping at the same time and multitasking was not helping with my viewing of The Good Son. But creepy kids being sociopaths is my kind of jam. I’m actually reading a book based on a kid who killed his family members when he was like 9. But no one blamed him because he was so careful about it. It’s horrifying. So this movie is a re-watch for me in the future.

DAY SEVEN: SINISTER

It was actually Darkness Falls but I recently re-watched that and it did not hold up. The opening sequence will still be one of the scariest of all time for me just because of the fear I had when watching it at 14, but the rest was terrible. I couldn’t bare to watch it a third time, so I chose to re-watch Sinister. This movie is so scary!! I love the silent home movies, especially the lawn mower one. Which scared the shit out of me while peeling potatoes and I almost sliced my finger off. I love that storyline, I love the ending, I love creepy little children. Sinister haters are delusional. The end.

DAY EIGHT: THE PACT

I’ve never seen this film before so it was great to watch something not knowing anything about it. I was very happily surprised. It was a fantastic original storyline that kept me guessing until the last minute. It was terrifying, creepy, fast paced but not overwhelming. And it was so scary when the main character was on one side of the wall and Judas was on the other side all creepy and skinny and shirtless. I want to re-watch ASAP.

Tonight I will be watching Lizzie which I've never even heard of, let alone seen, so yeyyy, trying new things!

HAPPY OCTOBER EVERYONE

I hope you all have your Halloween decorations up already and if you're getting excited for Christmas...shame on you.

Hello fellow plain eater advocates,

I have returned from the dark depths of nowhere to share with you what I've been up to.

Unfortunately for you it's not really anything. Anytime something exciting happens I think to myself, damn...I should write a blog and share that with the 5 people who read it. Then I get too excited and forget where my thought process was going.

But tomorrow I am finally seeing Star Trek Into Darkness and I just got really excited about it so hence the blog. If I even post this. I actually have like ten half written drafts just lurking around on blogger. But what's the point of finishing them really? They won't make much sense two months later.

Fan expo came and went. It was filled with barely any sleep, too much red bull, fat girls in tiny costumes, Michael Rooker, meeting Sean Astin, and forcing strangers dressed as Wolverine to take photos with me. 

My birthday came and went. It was overshadowed by Fan Expo and my denial that I'm getting older. Mitch gifted me an iPad and made my life 1000x better. Seriously. I can now watch Sherlock on my laptop while reblogging on tumblr on my iPad. So obviously that's all I need.

My job is going well. Obviously I won't speak too much about it since my coworkers are aware I blog, but hopefully don't know how to find it. I'm currently working on a pretty huge research project which has turned my desk and my walls into a terrifying mess of a collage of maps and notes and god knows what else. But if you ever wanted to know what the inside of my brain looks like, my work station right now will give you a pretty good idea.

My coworkers are all wonderful and hilarious. (Just in case they do find this.)

It's been raining for what feels like five years and I'm in a permanent state of damp. But it is also that awkward spring/summer stage where my allergies go into a mental breakdown and I constantly sound like I'm trying to force a lung out and my pockets are filled with kleenexes. So obviously I'm super attractive right now.

Mitch leaves for Edmonton on Sunday for a week vacation so next week will just be me and the dog. And freaking out my neighbours when I forget the windows are open and sing Good Vibrations to Tony while doing a dance that could only be described as awkwardly awkward. 

I will be using that time to watch my favourite TV shows on the big TV while over tweeting about everything. So nothing changes really. Except when I talk out loud and no one will respond. But I'm actually quite used to that. 

Anyway,

Tomorrow I'm going to see Star Trek and I don't know how I'm going to make it through work tomorrow without going into some sort of fit. I'm also going by myself but am considering trying to sneak Tony in somehow. But actually thinking that through, that might actually be weirder than a girl going to see Star Trek by herself on a Thursday night....

God this is boring. Sorry about that.

I could give you a promise that I'll update more but my dear reader, I'm sure you've figured out by now, I lie every time I say that.

So set your phasers to stun, and I'll catch you on the flip side.

-plaineater.

First of all; HAPPY INTERNATIONAL TOM HANKS DAY!!!! But most likely when I end up posting this it will not be Tom Hanks day so...forget about it. In my world every day is Tom Hanks day, amiright?
Second of all; I just noticed I have over 1000 views on this blog so I would like to thank everyone who has stayed true to reading it and putting up with the fact that I actually never post. I appreciate it, it really is an honor that anyone would spend 5 minutes reading the garbage I spill out onto my key board. So thank you. You smell like sunshine. And I love you.

Time for my excuse as to why I haven't posted in so long, only this time it's for a great reason;
I have been working. I am still temping, but my contract with my current company keeps getting extended so it's been really wonderful. I work with some awesome people in a great office with a stunning view.
The other reason would be because The Hobbit came out on DVD....soooo.....yeaaaahhhh.....
I actually may or may not be watching it as I type this blog. But Mitch is out of the house so I can get away with it. I also recently purchased The Lord of the Rings trilogy on blu ray which comes with 15 discs and hours upon hours of the making of. So....ya know...keeping busy.

I've also been distracted by my hot mess of a dog who has fleas. It's an on going battle with invisible creatures that torment our puppy and wallets. I came home one day after work to find chunks of fur all over the place and to find my sad little guy with bald patches on his ears and stomach. So we took him to the vet and are slowly cleaning him up. At one point he had one really short ear where Mitch had cut off the matted fur at the end, and one long ass matted ear and he looked like a total idiot. It's awful. I hate fleas so much, and I can't even lash out at them because they're ridiculously speedy and hidden.
But he is doing much better, he had his second flea drop today and got a hair cut. He still hates everything and everyone so he's pretty much back to normal. Although today I de-flead our bedroom and so had to quarantine everyone from the room. Which meant Tony was forced to hang out with me all night on the couch. Which he hated.

Last weekend Mitch and I went and saw Evil Dead and it was so ridiculously amazing. It rained blood and I rained tears of happiness. I almost forgot about The Hobbit. Almost.
The Walking Dead is over for this season. My spirit animal Merle was killed and I cried for a week straight about it. Actually I knew it was going to happen ahead of time and when Mitch and I started watching the episode and they played the "previously on The Walking Dead" and it was all images of Merle, he just looked over at me and said, "Are you crying already??" And I sniffed, and wiped away a single tear and said no.
RIP SWEET PRINCE.
But it's all swell because next weekend I will be meeting the actor that plays Merle, Michael Rooker, along with many others at Vancouver's very own; FAN EXPO!! I'm incredibly excited and would like to thank Oprah for buying me the tickets. She is the greatest, most wonderful person in the world. Her and her boyfriend just purchased a puppy, a little corgi, named Obie. I am finally a God Mother and I'm so so so happy for her and can't wait for the never ending stream of photos.
Next Sunday is also my 24th birthday. So needless to say I will be celebrating it the right way; hanging out by myself at Fan Expo and trying to convince Sean Astin to go on a goonie/hobbit adventure with me.
In other TV show news, because you all care so much, I'm currently enjoying the premier seasons of Bates Motel and Hannibal. They are spooky and perfect and making me nostalgic. I have very fond memories of watching Psycho with my Mom and Dad when I was young, and watching Silence of the Lambs with my Dad whenever it was on TV. I have them completely to blame for my love of horror. No matter how much they deny it.
I'm also loving the new season of Community, especially this weeks puppet episode. New Girl is as funny as ever and Nick Miller needs to be a real person and come be my other best friend.
After many months of Mitch trying to get me to watch The Wire, I have finally agreed to start. We are two episodes left of season one and I love it very much.

I always feel bad when I ignore people's recomendations for TV shows, but ya'll need to understand that once I find a TV show I like, it takes over my entire life. Which is why I am always extremely hesitant to let a new one in because then Supernatural will get jealous.
.....Obviously.

We recently had a long weekend for Easter and the weather was stunningly beautiful. I spent the whole weekend at the dog park with Tony, reading and getting sun burnt. I now have the stupidest tan on my ankles. We also had friends over a lot that weekend and none of them would watch The Hobbit with me but let me play the new Walking Dead game while they drank and actually hung out like normal people do, around me.

Thursday and Friday I took advantage of the free gym at my work. It was horrible. I am literally just working out so I can eat more cheeseburgers. Which I think is the only reason anyone should work out. I am awful at it as well. I just sweat profusely, get really red in the face, and glare at all the fit people around me who actually know what they're doing. But I will keep it up. Like I said...so I can eat all the garbage I already eat, but no longer feel a sense of guilt.
Everyone around me is greatly surprised about my new gym plan. Probably because I get out of breath walking up the stairs and would only ever run if a zombie were chasing me. And even then...I mean...it would have to be a particularly scary zombie....

I had an awkward moment at work on Friday morning. I was leaving the train station when I almost got hit by a car. Completely the guy drivings fault. Then I got into work and hopped into the elevator, only to share it with the guy who was driving. And then I thought about the movie Devil and what would happen if the elevator just stopped and it was me and him and shit got crazy. Luckily he got off at floor 4 so I didn't have to spend too much time dwelling on our future horror adventures together.

I've been sick for about a week and a half now which has been pretty awful. But I refused to stay home from work because I love money. I'm still getting over it today and have been spending a lot of time hacking up phlegm like a true beauty. 

Thorin just arrived on screen. 'Sup you majestic beast.

I wish I had funnier things to tell you, but honestly I had so many hilarious situations to tell ya'll about but now that I'm sitting here I'm drawing a blank.
So I solemnly swear (that I am up to no good) to start blogging more, simply so I can remember what the hell has been going on in my life and amuse everyone with my misfortunes.

Have a wonderful day, don't cry too much over Merle, and enjoy The Hobbit for the 100th time....oh wait, that's me.

love you forever merle /sobbing

After being jobless and a loser for three months, I go back to work next week. It's only for a month but it's better than nothing. So this is my last week of freedom for awhile. And how am I celebrating it? By staying up till 3 am and going to the library when I finally drag my ass out of bed. Also re-watching old seasons of parks and recreation, taking a virtual tour of Auschwitz simply because you can, making giant lists of things I never complete, and working on me and Oprah's project.

My biggest fear about going back to work? Having separation anxiety from my dog. I may have to set up some sort of answering machine in our bedroom so I can call and leave him messages multiple times during the day so he doesn't forget the sound of my voice. Or maybe I could just bring him with me; he's small, and a mute freak, I'm sure no one would notice. Although that might get me fired. And if I get fired from a TEMPORARY JOB....I will just give up on everything and beg for change outside of 7/11. Maybe someone will buy me a Monster.

The last little while has been completely uneventful. Although I did leave the house more times than I usually do so ya know...baby steps. Mitch's band played a show on Thursday. I always feel so out of place at those events simply because I shower. I also have no idea what anyone is talking about and usually just stand around awkwardly gazing off into the distance as if I'm thinking of something really important and therefore busy. My shoes got stuck to the floor. And I was scared to lean against the wall in case it either fell over or covered me in dirt. My 16 year old self would be horrified at how I've turned out. But you know what 16 year old Charlotte? You were kind of the worst. So...suck it. I live in Vancouver and have a boyfriend with a beard. HA!
We ended up biking there though which was really awesome, biking along the sea wall is kind of breath taking and you just get really sappy and emotional and end up having multiple conversations about how this city is better than everything else ever.

Our weekend was actually pretty awesome. If you consider the same things we do awesome. Friday night we had a yummy meal at Denny's where I ordered my usual; chicken fingers, whipped potatoes, garlic bread, french fries, and extra gravy. I wish I could eat that every day. But it's a lot of work and I hate cooking. We then wandered around Best Buy and EB Games and debated for hours over what video games to buy. We didn't buy any. Headed home with cheesies and monster and stayed up 'till 2am silently playing video games together. We are the best. Then we spent all day Saturday and Sunday playing more video games.

Obviously Sunday was the new Walking Dead episode which was amazing as usual. Because that show is flawless and beautiful and I cry every time I think about it. And Merle Dixon is my spirit animal. And Rick is so sexy and sad and sweaty in crazy town. UGH WHY IS THIS SHOW SO PERFECT?!

Our building's water is getting shut off all day tomorrow and I'm kind of freaking out about it for no reason. I just keep picturing myself dying of thirst and bathing in the toilet bowl water. But since it's turning back on at 5:30 pm, and I'm spending most of the afternoon at the library, I am clearly over worrying. Which is something I do extremely well. But I will be filling up multiple glasses and bowls of water to keep in the fridge just in case the apocalypse happens while this is all going down.

I'm also waging a battle between night time Charlotte and day time Charlotte. At night when I'm up super late I always get hungry and make food and just make this giant mess in the kitchen. I just think, it's okay, future Charlotte will clean it up in the morning. Then I wake up and I'm like UGH PAST CHARLOTTE YOU ARE THE WORST, clean up after yourself you slob. It's an on going battle. With insanity.

Anyway, late night ramblings over.
My head is pounding and I have a 6 part series on Auschwitz to watch. Because that's how I get down on a Monday night.
I just found an eyelash in my mouth.
Calculater!

Community Season Four Episode One "History 101"
Recap

Annnnnnd we're back....
Hello Human Beings! Yesterday we were finally graced with October 19th which means the new episode of Community. I was not disappointed. And I'm sure you weren't either. Because let's face it....it's a new community episode. It could be 30 minutes of Chang staring straight into the camera and I'd still be happy.
But obviously that didn't happen.
We open on Tory and Abed with their famous tune and complete with a laugh track. Everyone has decided to jump on the hipster trend and started wearing fake glasses, because "It's cool...but also not?" Fred Willard guests stars in this episode and plays Pierce in our opening scene.

 Of course once Pierce shows up wearing his own hipster glasses, which for Pierce isn't vintage, but normality, everyone else takes them off.
Then we realize that this isn't our new network friendly Community, it's all in Abed's brain. Britta, who is clearly the worst as she is STILL wearing her hipster glasses, has decided to "therapize" Abed who is stressed out about it being the last, first day of school. She tells him to go to his happy place which is Abed TV.

CUE NEW THEME MUSIC ALL ABOUT ABED AND HIS WONDERFUL LIFE.
Seriously this part made me so happy. Annie's boobs! Annie's purple pen! Evil Abed! Jeff and Britta making out! Fred Willard! So many memories.

So the group heads off onto their last, first day of school but of course, Jeff is late. They're all planning on taking the History of Ice Cream class, which would be the worst class if you were lactose intolerant. Pierce gets excited about being a senior....it's only taken him ten years. Annie has decided to let loose and play pranks, also stop using the letter 'g'. If she said Jeff Winger....it would be Jeff Winner.....just sayin'.

The group finds out that the History of Ice Cream has been overbooked, but luckily Jeff has saved them all a seat. CRISIS ALERT! NEW JEFF! But then the Dean comes along and tells them that the seats were picked unfairly and so the school must compete in.....

THE HUNGER DEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then Jeff admits that he was busy over the summer taking classes so all he needs is this one history credit and he can graduate early. Everyone freaks out, Jeff apologizes for not telling them sooner, he says he was working on a speech for that. Maybe that's what he's texting all the time? He's just compiling speeches for future scenarios. To win The Hunger Deans you must play the games to compete for a red ball. Each red ball is a seat in the class. Jeff promises to get 7 balls so that the group can have one last class together. Abed begins to panic.

We are taken back into Abed TV where we learn that the Dean has lost the student records! Oh no! The group has to repeat the first three years all over again! .....this is literally every Community fan's dream. But in the real world we get to see asian Annie again as she competes along side Jeff for a red ball. Shirley and Annie are living life as seniors and pulling a prank on the Dean. Only in true Annie fashion her prank is moving everything on the Dean's desk an inch to the left, EXCEPT THE STAPLER. A prank on a prank. Genius. But Shirley decides they should pop popcorn in the Dean's car instead.


Britta and Troy, who are now dating, have decided to throw pennies in the wishing well (because every community college has a wishing well....and the history of ice cream....I love you Greendale.) and make some wishes for the new year. Britta britta's the wishes and chooses "to end all wars." Which gets Troy freaking out because...

In a great scene where Annie and Shirley are calmly filling the Dean's car with popcorn we realize that Abed isn't the only one scared of graduating, so is Annie. Meanwhile Jeff is still busy winning red balls and chooses the Dean as his partner in the next game; the tango. Abed disappears back into Abed TV where we find the group screwing up a freshman mixer and having season one type shenanigans. But oh no! Annie found the safe where the student records were held! Turns out they won't have to repeat the first three years after all. Community fans all around the world begin to cry.

Jeff, while dancing quite beautifully with the Dean, speaks aloud his realization that this was all just a big scheme put on by the Dean so that Jeff wouldn't graduate early. Dean faked the ice cream flyers and got rid of the only other history credit that Jeff could've taken. Oh Dean. I was very impressed with his many costume changes this episode. Can we get a counter going?

Currently on Abed TV, Abed is panicking again so Britta tells him to go into his happy place....inside his happy place. Which in turn leads to THE GREATEST TV SHOW EVER MADE;

COMMUNITY BABIIIIIEEEESSSSSS which is a never ending show that lasts forever and ever. Seriously, not only is Abed batman now, he is also the Community fandom in a nutshell. "Greendale babies will be back....FOREVER!"
In real, real life Britta realizes she's broken Abed, Jeff realizes that New Jeff is kind of sucky, and Leonard steals all their balls. Dammit Leonard. Troy tries to bring the group together to rescue Abed from Abed TV by getting inside Abed's mind.

Unfortunately that doesn't work, since no one in that group can read minds. But luckily in Abed TV; Greendale Babies, Baby Jeff is here to save the day and bring the group back together again.

Abed returns to the real world where we realize that actually Abed made up the speech and no one heard it. Yet it brings the group together again anyway so everyone is happy again. Hopefully this means Jeff won't graduate early, but who knows. The Dean shows up outside Jeff's apartment and lets him know that the real history class is back for the semester and SURPRISE! THEY'RE NOW NEIGHBORS. Sneaky Dean. I love it.
And in the last few minutes of the show we get the greatest news ever...

CHANGNESIA IS REAL.

Did you love it or hate it? All I know is, WHO CARES CAUSE COMMUNITY IS BACK. And if you've seen the epic trailer for the rest of the season, our minds are going to be blown. The Halloween episode looks amazing, we might get to meet Jeff's dad?! Ahhhhhhhh......

Hello fellow nerds,
It is 1 am and I am wide awake as per usual. Although I usually don't post these late night blogs 'till the next day when people are actually awake to read it.
A few exciting things have happened in the past few days. I have a new job opportunity and am now just waiting for work. So very soon hopefully I will back on the 9-5 grind and sleeping at normal hours.....maybe. I can pay off my bills and finally get my shit together. I can kick stress in the butt.

I have a book coming out soon available for purchase through amazon. It is a small collection of some of my poems. I am so excited for this, grateful for the opportunity, and more than a little nervous to let everyone read my poems. BUT it's a step in the right direction. I will post the link up on this blog when it all comes together and is available for purchase. And if this one sells, I will probably consider releasing another small book of poems.

It is now only a week until the new Walking Dead episode. And yes this counts as something exciting happening in my life because I am a giant TWD nerd and prouuuuudddd. Sunday they released the two minute sneak peak of episode 3X09 and I cried like a baby. Much like I have cried like a baby throughout all the previews that have been released. I won't speak about it here since I understand some people are not as obsessed with spoilers as I am and avoid them like the plague. BUT....we are in for one hell of an episode. And second half of the season. Now if only my Rick Grimes action figure would arrive in the mail in time........#amazongodshearmycall #hashtaggingoutsideoftwitter
Then I can have Shane and Rick reunited and besties again.

I feel like I'm one of the only Shane fans out there. I took part in an interesting discussion the other night, the question posed was "What would the group dynamic be like now if Shane had never died?" I put a lot of thought into it and I have to say that Shane would fit in with the group now far better than he did in season two. If you think about it; the decisions being made and actions being taken in season 3 are mirror images of the ones Shane made in season 2. Only in S2 Shane was frowned upon for making those tough calls. And as much as I love me some Rick Grimes, homeboy is losing his mind. And maybe Shane lost his a long time ago, but if the two of them were in the prison together, they would have each other's back in the calls being made. I also like to imagine Daryl, Rick, and Shane as this unstoppable force and they're all the three best friends that anyone could have.....

Oprah and I are also currently involved in a little project which is really exciting and fun. It's part of the reason I am up so late. I am honored to be working with my best friend of ten years on this project and whether it ends up going nowhere or it ends up working in our benefit, I don't care. 'Cause I love that silly bitch, and together we are unstoppable. I will speak more about this project later when it's a little more evolved.

So basically my life is finally coming together, I'm feeling very positive and upbeat about the places I am going and looking forward to the rest of 2013 being as great as it already has been.

I spoke to my papa on the phone on Sunday who I have posted about here before, (check out his fashion blog HERE and his food blog HERE) about book and film reviews. I was reluctant to post them because I can't see why anyone would care what I have to say. But basically (and I'm dumbing down the conversation completely) he said fuck it, post whatever you want, it's your blog.

With that being said, I'm going to post a little review for The Walking Dead: Rise of the Governor in a day or so since this entry has turned into a TWD fap post and because I just started the sequel and am really excited. And also because those books get a lot of hate and it is not needed.

ALSO (repetition wheeee) I'm re-watching season two and Herschel just shouted "GET OFF MA LAND" and I always laugh because I'm like Herschel...this ain't the 30's...get your head outta your ass. PS; Spoiler alert Herschel; you're going to lose a leg. Have fun you grumpy old man.

Goodnight ya'll (or good day....obviously...)